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The Backyarder

When you bring home a chick for some ass, who is just way too ugly to let your roommates see what you are about to get into. You just fuck her in the Backyard instead of inside the house.
Ave: "Dude I got this chick the other night."
Zach: "Oh Yeah, I didnt see her come in?"
Ave: "Fuck NO!! I gave that chick 'The Backyarder'!!"
Zach: "Damn, she was that nasty huh?!?!"
Ave: "Yeah bro, yeah!"
Zach: "Niceeeee"
by Nut Zach March 23, 2008
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Backwards People

The evil side of the human. They prefer the milk before the cerial, the creamer in before the coffee. They even go as far as to cook there food strait on the stove and then when the food is done cooking they put the vegetable oil on after its done cooking and then eat through the other end. Could end up being a male wanting to date one of those hot lesbian's, gnorw s'ti
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by rcsamDuckworth May 18, 2019
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I play my records backwards

A way to note someone who is awesome, tough, beast or bad ass. Originates from the old rumor that subliminal or "evil" messages were hidden in records and could be heard when played backwards.
--Damn Tony! I just heard you round house kicked Ricky...IN THE FACE!
--Ya...That guy should've known I play my records backwards...Damn I'm a beast.
by Ace of Spades <3=I February 26, 2011
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backyard boinking

to engage in sexual activities in your girl's backyard
Hey sara, did u enjoy your backyard boinking?
by anonymousbackyardboinker July 13, 2007
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backwording

1.)When someone attempts to outdo another person by saying they are better at something than the other, when the person who is backwording doesn't really know if they really are.
Janet says she is better at tennis than Maria, and claims she will destroy her. But Janet doesn't really know if Maria is better or worse. When Janet says she is better than Maria, she is considered "backwording"
by T Lake August 28, 2007
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backyard bbq pit

This is when the leftover bbq sauce from a take out order is use to cover the anus in and around it. Then one bbq loving individual eats the bbq covered buttocks!
Lonnie and Megan made a backyard bbq pit with all the leftover sauce from there dinner!
by Redraw28 May 8, 2017
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Backwards K

For one who wants to take their inebriation to the next level.

A step above the original, more juvenile, "strikeout", lies the "backwards k". It involves one more key ingredient.

The subject must first take a hit of weed (holding in the smoke), chug a beer, take a shot, then grab a freshly rolled up $20 and rip a line of cocaine. After one has completed those 4 steps, the subject can finally proceed to blow out the smoke.
Guy: Ey man, whatd you end up doing last night?
Dude: I canoe-oared a water bed...You?
Guy: Ha, nice...I woke up in my car, in an alley, with the heat blasting, an empty bottle of cheeze whiz in my hand, and a walrus carcass in the back seat.
Dude: Holy shit man...
Guy: Yea...mother fuckin' backwards k!
by The Dream Team & Friends January 6, 2010
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