Similar to an awkward
boner, an
awkward roger is an untimely male erection. While not visible to onlookers, the erection is felt by the aroused male and, thus, elicits a response of awkwardness. An
awkward roger can occur in the following situations:
1. While in the process of an important job interview (employer or potential employee)
2. While attending a funeral
3. While holding a friend's newborn child
4. While public speaking
5. While meeting in-laws, a foreign dignitary, or religious leader
6. While ordering a
sandwich at the deli
7. While being fitted for a tuxedo
8. While at the customer service desk at a department store
9. While getting pictures taken with Santa Clause
10. While lifting something
heavy
11. While using public transit
12. While lighting a friend's cigar
13. While watching your child's school play
14. While confessing your sins to a priest
15. While receiving an award
Bill: "Oh
Brian, Elizabeth is so adorable. Can I hold her?"
Brian: "Of course."
Bill: "She's so swe--"
Brian: "What's the matter."
Bill: "
Awkward roger!"
I met Pope John Paul II the other day and got an
awkward roger just as I was leaning in for a hug.
