auto-tuss

A state of being that results from successfully putting in the leg work to hooking up with a member of the opposite sex and simply waiting for the events to transpire.

She made it clear she was interested in giving me a blow job 30 minutes into the party, so I just put it on auto-tuss.

by Jman7Billion October 7, 2008

Room of Auto-Doom

Room of Auto-Doom is a Room where someone from enemy team camps with Saiga-12 Automatic shotgun

Dude . Last round we lost due to Room of Auto-Doom

by Yeet to the beat May 11, 2021

auto-cunt

A nasty knee-jerk attitude, particularly displayed by a woman. On autopilot, but with a bitchy attitude.

She was late to lunch and stuck me with the check so I thought she was calling to apologize, but when I called her back she was on auto-cunt.

by little troll November 30, 2009

Auto fishing

When you work out for 30+ minutes and you wait for your man or woman to fall asleep then you jump on their face and wiggle your hips until your hear them dry heave.

Last night my girlfriend auto fished me and I blew chunks. Getting auto fishing will make you blow chunks quicker than drinking yogurt soda

by Skye.L July 18, 2025

Grand Theft Auto

A great video game who actually is a cynical critic of American society

Have you ever played Grand Theft Auto ?

by RyoMasterSan March 13, 2020

Auto-Erect

When you see something which instantly makes you horny.

When I open my eyes only I auto-erect.

by Jkshhajqjhe March 28, 2020

Auto Erotic Charizardation

When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".

Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!

by Chute Mi Plez November 9, 2020