Ham Crack

The asshole. The booty. The bunghole.

I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

ham fountain

Sit backwards on a woman's face while you jerk off on her tits.

She was blown away when I showed her my amazing ham fountain!

by anonymous June 12, 2016

Smuggling hams

When a girl with perfect buttcheeks wears leggings or tights, making it seem like she’s smuggling two hams in her pants.

Christina got searched during her layover in Saudi Arabia because security suspected she was smuggling hams, but it was just her dump truck cheeks from squatting, doing clam shells and using the stair master 98 percent of her time in the gym.

by Tony Uncle Johnny February 20, 2021

Weekend ham

Weekend ham is when you and your boyfriend have been too busy during the week to have sex so you make time on the weekend.

Since we've been quite busy lately do you fancy some weekend ham?

by [Online name] July 16, 2019

Vote Ham

More than merely a slogan, more a state of mind.

You want a meaning to your life? You want a reason for being? Vote Ham and realise your existence.

To find what you seek in the road of life,

the best proverb of all is that which says:
"Vote Ham."

by Bruno2010 January 14, 2010

Neela ham

A girl that sucked off a 9th grader

Neela ham is a whore

by Damshunds April 9, 2019

Clams to Hams

Female verison of nuts to butts.

Girls bring it in tight lets get those clams to hams.

by Danny Woodcock December 16, 2010