One armed eddy

Giving someone a hand job when you have only one available hand due to the other being in a cast or sling.

After falling off that horse I was playing one armed eddy for months

by Bhutan Dan June 20, 2020

One armed Edelle

When a woman only has one available hand for hand jobs due to having a cast or sling. The female equivalent of the one armed eddy.

After her snowboarding fall she a one armed edelle for the rest of the holiday

by Bhutan Dan June 20, 2020

Short armed

A term used during welding of pipe and one welder doesn’t weld to the 6 o’clock position

Bennett “ look at that weld Argyle , Steven has short armed me again ffs “

by SPI Argyle July 28, 2021

Jose Armando

He is very smart but also kind of dumb

Hey Jose Armando, can you pass the math homework

by Joan Laporta November 22, 2021

Digging armadillo

When you put her in between the mattresses and stick it in her ass. And she starts digging.

I put her in the digging armadillo last night.

by jandbforever December 10, 2021

Palmdale Armando

A God, a legend, a goat , a beast, last but not least, a MF chingon

Hey Anthony, you will be a Palmdale Armando one day!

by Chingon Defs February 21, 2022

A Armando Aldana

A Mexican wet back Spick from the greasiest part of Guatemala or Guadalarjay that has no moral compass, class and can’t even come close to acting like a respectable gentlemen. Who didn’t go to college so he resorts to stealing peoples kidneys like Phil Piquet Vargas and selling them on the black market

Dude don’t act like a Armando Aldana after I self Sacrificed myself for you a while back

by A God known as Ptah March 26, 2022