Armando

One who promises to attend an event or show up on time, only to call 5 minutes before hand to cancel because he/she is "chilling" or "marinating." Also a person who invites you to lunch, then ask you to "spot" him or her. Armandos are also known as flakers

John was invited to the wedding 6 months ago, but he just called and pulled an Armando.

I got the armando at lunch today.

by Mark Farouk September 10, 2008

Armando

A man who is attracted to Giraffes. He loves to hump their butts. The Longer the neck the better.

Man he's such an Armando.

by TheSharpDressedMan August 18, 2016

Arm-a-gettin

The action of fingering a girl and after the first few minuets the man decides to stick his entire arm up the womans vagina While yeling "ARMAGEDON" in a hill billy voice... sometimes resulting in etreme euphoria or death.

Brian and Maher were fingering their mom and gave her an Arm-a-gettin. Now they invited us to her funeral.

Yo this kid from fox lane gave me an arm-a-gettin it was wonderfull!

by Skanky Ass Byram Hills Girl March 17, 2007

armante

a complete fucktard: read also idiot

shut the fuck up, armante

by jesus February 10, 2005

Armando

a boy who is a mother fucking bitch. he is the meanest person you will ever meet. if you ever find an Armando don't be friends with him because he is useless. whoever is friends with one it is just a group of bitches they are the worst get them out of your life they are toxic.

I HATE ARMANDO

by BobRossIsAwesome April 15, 2020

armaan

a guy that sucks at kissing but has the greatest girlfriend in the world....Megan....she on the other hand tho she has interest in another guy :( armaan loves her alot tho and never wants to leave her

Megan + Armaan

by Jack Poop63284y1284862846 January 11, 2012

spanish armada

After doing someone in the ass, pull out and wipe it across their face before they suck you off. Before busting, pull out and shoot it in their eye. Upon taking it in the eye they will grunt or exclaim "arrr." When they try to get up to come after you, kick them in the shin so they stump after you like a grumpy old spanish sea captain (a la the spanish mustach you left from the previous cock slap). Commence to laughing insanely while doing this for maximum pleasure.

Man, I pulled a trifecta on this hot bitch and got her to let me do a spanish armada on her skanky ass!

by Mooj and Cal December 7, 2006