How old are you? 

A question asked very often by some idiots on YouTube.

Randall: For some reason, some random idiot on YouTube asked me How old are you?

Lily: OMG, he asked me How old are you?, too!
Randall: What the hell?
Lily: I'm not kidding, it's absolutely true!

How old are you? by PhoenixGamer34 May 6, 2021

are you weird? 

are you stupid? are you serious?

"im walkng my dog around the bathroom"
-- are you weird?

are you weird? by HBE squad August 6, 2008

Who are you, ChaCha?

A question you ask someone when they respond to a question or statement from you via text message that makes little to no sense.

Dave: "Why didn't you show up to my party last night?"

Sam: "I couldn't find my golf balls, so I had to buy some from the golf course. They charge way too much there."

Dave: "Who are you, ChaCha?"

Who are you, ChaCha? by speedosporter July 6, 2010

Are you serious? 

Used to express frustration and disbelief.

*Moving Walkway at ski resort stops*
Little kid in front of me: Are you serious? Are you serious?

Are you serious? by frabrizio March 7, 2017

Hi, how are you today 

Like if your doing good, dislike if your not doing so well

Hi, how are you today boss. Good Jimmy.

Hi, how are you today by JéŝùśCĥŕïŝt April 15, 2021

are you cereal

Used to be what the cool kids said in school, but then the nerds took it over. Meaning: Are you serious??

Cool kid: eh mah gawd I saw an adorable guy yesterday in the hall way!!

Nerd: Are you cereal??!

Cool Kid: Don't try to be cool, k?

are you cereal by Bailsmh January 8, 2009

Who The Douce Are You? 

A sad, little boy who spends his Saturdays coming up with definitions to put on this site because everyone at school likes him but never invites him to do anything

Me, Book-TV, and anything else that is boring

Who The Douce Are You? by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005