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A question you ask someone when they respond to a question or statement from you via text message that makes little to no sense.
Dave: "Why didn't you show up to my party last night?"

Sam: "I couldn't find my golf balls, so I had to buy some from the golf course. They charge way too much there."

Dave: "Who are you, ChaCha?"
by speedosporter July 01, 2010
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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