Alaskan Black Snake

an alaskan black snake is when you poop into a condom, you can freeze it and use it as a dildo

oh my i lost my dildo im just gonna make an alaskan black snake

by Twinkley toees March 13, 2011

Alaskan pork barrel

Sarah Palin's cunt

When Sarah Palin cut expenditure on facilities for disabled kids (despite having a disbled child herself), and used taxpayers' money to add luxuries to an airport that only she and a of her few local voters used instead, the taxpayers felt like they had been fucked in the ass by a strap-on on Sarah Palin's Alaskan pork barrel

by bealfakelesbian September 18, 2009

baked alaska

1. A mound of flavorful iced cream nestled on sponge cake, surrounded by meringue, and baked at 500 degrees farenheit.

Jew hearts making baked alaska.

by baked alaska March 22, 2005

baked alaska

A sexual act that involves defecating on the partner's chest, ejaculating on top of it, and flatulating over an open source of flame to enlight the mound of excrement ablaze.

That big meal of fettucini just made me want to take her home and make a nice warm baked alaska all over her.

by Randy Flanagan September 20, 2005

Alaskan Ghost Rider

The act of running up to your girlfriend, knocking her out before she can see you and having anal or vaginal sex in the doggy style position. This position is picked because in the unlikely event that she regains consious, you can again punch her in the back of the head before she realizes who is sodomizing her.

*note - a support will be needed for her torso if the doggy style position is to be successful.

Before she could break up with me, i gave her the Alaskan Ghost rider

by ussoldier104PATCH February 28, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

A person that partakes in the act of defecating into a snow bank to freeze the log for use as a dildo in the future. Some may use condoms or saran wrap to reduce mess and health complications.

A rich and hearty diet is necessary to become a champion Alaskan Pipeliner.

by Frank Snowl December 18, 2012

alaskan fur coat

when a woman is extremely hairy, to the point where they look like they are wearing a bear pelt for a coat.

girl 1: OMG where did you get that bear pelt?
girl 2: what are you talking about? im naked
girl 1: gross... you have an alaskan fur coat goin on!

by capri sun November 27, 2006