Alaskan Ghost Rider

The act of running up to your girlfriend, knocking her out before she can see you and having anal or vaginal sex in the doggy style position. This position is picked because in the unlikely event that she regains consious, you can again punch her in the back of the head before she realizes who is sodomizing her.

*note - a support will be needed for her torso if the doggy style position is to be successful.

Before she could break up with me, i gave her the Alaskan Ghost rider

by ussoldier104PATCH February 28, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

A person that partakes in the act of defecating into a snow bank to freeze the log for use as a dildo in the future. Some may use condoms or saran wrap to reduce mess and health complications.

A rich and hearty diet is necessary to become a champion Alaskan Pipeliner.

by Frank Snowl December 18, 2012

alaskan fur coat

when a woman is extremely hairy, to the point where they look like they are wearing a bear pelt for a coat.

girl 1: OMG where did you get that bear pelt?
girl 2: what are you talking about? im naked
girl 1: gross... you have an alaskan fur coat goin on!

by capri sun November 27, 2006

Alaskan Klondike Bar

An Alaskan Klondike Bar is when you save up your Cum in a container over time, then freeze it to the shape of a klondike bar. Then when you take a Shit you roll it out with a pizza roller, then put it on the outside of the Cum to make it look like a klondike bar. Then you can choose to eat it or give it to someone.

Ryan was eager to try one of Travis's Alaskan Klondike Bars

by Virgin Stonecypher November 23, 2011

Alaskin Skydiver

The sexual act of love making in a specific way

(The object is to leap off the bed and land on top of your woman,with your erection scoring it right in too her vagina, without any bendage.) Hey bob what happened to u last night, oh man jimmy, Jessica and i had a crazy night last night. what happened bob. well you see we tried the Alaskin Skydiver lastnight and my calculations were a little off so i took work of today to recover. im in a lot of pain. Damn bob i wish i had a woman to do the alaskin skydiver u luck dog you.

by lickismacrackis March 27, 2010

Alaskan Bobsleding

The act of a male jizzing in a girl's mouth so much that she passes out. Then you knock her down and ride her down the stares. Concrete stairs are insufficient.

Alaskan bobsleding was amazing last night

by laxbrox November 18, 2011

Alaskan Meat Hook

When a girl defecates into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Alice: Oh man, I gave myself a gnarley alaskan meat hook last night!

by Tanner Simonovich October 9, 2011