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Alabama Poopsterbating

Alabama Hot Pocket, and to Poopsterbate at the same time. You start to Poopsterbate, and when you shit, you separate a girls vagina lips, and shit in it. Then you fuck her with your cum wet dick.
Dude, Amanda and John tried Alabama Poopsterbating last night, she's now in the hospital.

Hey Peter! Wanna try gay Alabama Poopsterbating?
by MoofMoofVan April 18, 2014
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Alabama Fleshlight

The act of having vaginal sex with your sister while she has a very bright flashlight or a high intensity laser in her anus, while you double fist her anus. Typically your sister will be actively chewing her fingers off as you fuck her. You also have the option of helping her chew her fingers off.
Yo sis, you wanna do the Alabama fleshlight tonight?
by THEMOSTSTABLEGENIUS May 13, 2020
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Alabama Beehive

An Alabama Beehive is a sexual act where the man stuffs a beehive inside of his dick, and when ready, release the bees into the woman's pussy and ass
Person 1: Doesn't your sister look kinda hot?

Person 2: Yeah. I gave her the Alabama Beehive last night. My dick still hurts but it was worth it.
by Cousin Fucker YeeHaw March 10, 2020
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Alabama Tiprat

Where a guy spreads a girls vagina lips, takes a shit inside then proceeds to fuck her. After cumming he then licks her out like a snivering tiprat.
Guy * i gave her a alabama hot pocket with a little something special at the end, i like to call it a Alabama Tiprat
by Jim10101 September 28, 2011
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alabama omelette

Sex move where the male moves his tongue in a circular motion around the female's vagina without actually sticking his tongue inside. Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.
Man: Hey baby you wanna do the alabama hot pocket?
Woman: No let's try the Alabama Omelette instead
by realest tho. October 3, 2016
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Alabama Vinyl

I can fix my double wide with some Alabama Vinyl
by Jinggle my Snizzel August 5, 2008
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Alabama Wind

When you are fucking your cousin, in front of your sister, and your mom farts a rail of meth in your face.
There is a family reunion in mobile tomorrow. I hear there will be some Alabama Wind.
by Thomas Foolery November 4, 2019
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