Landing pad

The flat area that your pants make near your crotch when you spread your legs; also can be used in place of lap

"c'mon gurl, come land on my landing pad.

by IcedaBurg May 22, 2012

Landing pad

Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.

I'm staying with Claire.

That girl's a whackjob, dude.

I know but I need a landing pad.

by Shuaman June 27, 2019

Pad

The thing that covers blood from going into pants or shorts when coming out of a vagina

I saw a dirty pad in the bathroom today

by Bhaddemon May 25, 2019

lily padding

When a digestively unstable person places down pre-deuce tp to catch their handiwork above the water to leave for all to see.

we have a secret office cretan lily padding the office toilet every morning at 7am to let everyone know whos boss.

by thevictim1 March 10, 2025

PAD

Shortened term for Phanni - Fantasize All Day!

PAD lotto winner! PAD win race.

by Wildflower Surprise April 3, 2024

puppy pad

a slur for discord members who get pissed on by the moderators

dude dunky is such a puppy pad

by TheFakeFew July 3, 2025

Brillo pad

Brillo pad is a dull wire scrub used to help remove substances from pot and pans or other kitchen equipment

shawty pussy so trash it felt like a brillo pad she fine asf though.

by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023