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Shit-tease

What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.
Give me that poop, you little shit-tease, it’s cold and raining!
by dogs_be_poopin November 1, 2018
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Convo Tease

Someone who gives you bits and pieces of a conversation/ story over a long period of time, specifically during a conversation over texting, bbm or any other electronic form of conversating with someone.
Person A (Convo Tease): "Hey so I started some drama tonight!"

Person B: What Happened?

10 minutes pass...

Person A: I upset a girl who is close to my friend."

Person B: OK... What Did you do?"

10 mins pass...

Person A: "Can't talk about it right now I'll call you later."

Person B: "Ok ConvoTease! Thanks for piecing the puzzle together!"
by TheGirlWhoGoesQui April 28, 2011
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Erykah Tease

by Don't be scared 😂 January 5, 2018
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ASSHOLE TEASING

It's another person that knows the SEX AD you are running as they are desperate to performing ANALINGUS on you such that they ask for a picture of your BELLY.
Come on TED you would not be here as if it wasn't for the BELLY as come over and let me FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS as please stop this back and forth e-mail ASSHOLE TEASING by sending a video of YOUR ASSHOLE as get your ASS over here, PLEAAASE!!!!
by PRIME ASSHOLE April 4, 2021
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Tease

The act of purposely exciting, tantalizing, or sexually arousing someone, usually done by a psychotic chick with cool internets from the NorthEast, specially New Jersey
Dammit Courtney…she always be tease on Snapchat
by Some dude named Gabriel October 16, 2021
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Hop-in-tease

A prank where the prankster hits the gas just when the victim is about to hop in to the car. Usually repeated a few times. Victim ends up walking a distance before getting into the vehicle.
Driver (with the car on stand-by): "Is everyone in the car? Can we go"?
Passenger 1: "Hold up, Alex is coming"
Passenger 2: "We should totally hop-in-tease him"

Driver moves the car forward just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex walks forward to the car
Driver moves the car forward again just when Alex is about to open the car door

Alex: okay I'm not getting in unless you back up to me
Driver: alrite, alrite, wont do it again, get in, we're getting late

Alex moves towards the car door and just when he reaches the door driver hits the gas again.

Alex: Ah F*** off
by santaklawze November 30, 2011
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cocktail tease

A person who says he wants to get drinks in the evening but than bails out.
Person A: hello so its on for tonight, you want to hit that bar?
Person B: sorry bro Im too tired
Person A: your a such a cocktail tease
by Cocktail tease November 9, 2022
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