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Stoner Sauce

A tasty topping made by combining mayonnaise, ketchup, and barbecue sauce. Tastes good on everything!
"what is that sauce your dipping those fries in? "

"It's Stoner sauce of course!"
by KRC123 July 28, 2009
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Stoner legs

When people smoke a lot of weed/cannabis/marijuana and smokers get a physical high and their legs feel really heavy. Often they want to get up realize they have stoner legs and just zone out sitting down for a bit.
John: "Why has Martin been sitting on the couch for 3 hours without getting up?"

Bob: "I reckon he's got a bad case of stoner legs, he keeps looking up at the ceiling.."
by MR321 March 24, 2012
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Stoner Candy

Something really disgusting or some type of candy you find at your local drug store and mix together and eat that taste good only cause your high.
Dude me and william went down to pavilions and jack som air heads twisted that shit up! Was like stoner candy.
by stoneybalogne January 12, 2011
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Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.
Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.
by Dave Elkins January 4, 2009
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stoner music

music best listened to when stoned

two good examplas are:
1. Pink Floyd
2. The Doors (from their last few years)
Pink Floyd: Dark Side of the Moon is an amazing record, but its even better when you're stoned.
by almty1_917@yahoo.com April 30, 2005
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stoner's code

mutual agreements of all those that smoke reefer.
Such as:
1) Do not snitch
2) Do not take greens on your buddys weed
3) When taking greens, do not burn the whole bowl
4) Do not be a scavenger, if you want a hit, either throw down, or wait until you are offered one
5) When offered a hit of a spliff that is not yours, take a hit only

these are only some of the rules that must never be broken
ME: You Snitched? That's totally against stoner's code

Mike: Who cares? I'm a total dick anyways...
by The trustworthy Cheecher December 30, 2008
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stoner

Is a bad ass mother fucker. Just likes to have a good time. Talks slowly because mouth sticks together (cottonmouth). Forgets..everything. Usually is broke, because all of their money is spent on pot, or gas (bakerouting). Often avoides social gatherings to get high with other stoners. Rambles to oneself. Non-stoners don't understand the high mumbles or thoughts. People hate on stoners, but they're good people.
Did you see those girls eyes? What a stoner.
What was she talking about? Must be a stoner.
I wanna be a stoner, they're awesome.
by main boss March 20, 2011
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