cougar milf

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A two word phrase used to describe a smoking, sexy, hot, 30+ year old mother.

Cougar milfs are often found at little league baseball games, parks, groceries stores, and your local farmers market .. To list a few.

Hey Todd, she's a cougar milf!

*points to Todd's smoking, sexy, hot mother.

by elive May 29, 2017

milf in progress

A girl who looks like she will be a really good looking milf once she has kids.

While looking at pictures on Facebook:

Mike: She looks great, I think she'll look great even after she has kids.

Jay: Yeah man, she's totally a milf in progress.

by Jesus Ray Shuttleworth December 11, 2012

MILF Rock

"Mom-I'd-Like-to-Fuck" rock-and-roll/rock.

"Is Bon Jovi still making albums? Fucking milf rock bullshit."

by zombieskin January 1, 2012

Cookies And Milf

When you dunk cookies into a wet Milfs vagina

Those cookies and milf really hit the spot

by Samdasloth June 17, 2018

Milf Bod

An woman with a great body, that not even a having baby could ruin.

“Damn, no matter what happens in life Phoebe will always have that milf bod”

by Such Talent February 11, 2019

Milf Day

The day after Mother's Day

On Mother's Day, many mothers post pictures celebrating their special day, thereby allowing for Milf Day, when the milfs found the day prior are celebrated.

by Morgan_Rose99 May 9, 2022

MILF coded

When you have to leave your home because someone took it away (directly or indirectly eg through a curse)

1) I had to leave home because I was cursed and I accidentally had an affair with my bro
2) Damn, you got MILF coded. The guy who cursed you took your home away

by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap January 2, 2022