Tim: I am experiencing trauma and I need your help.
Blake: How about a trauma date? I'll be right over with your favourite food and I would love to offer you my mindful attention without passing advice or judgement.
Blake: How about a trauma date? I'll be right over with your favourite food and I would love to offer you my mindful attention without passing advice or judgement.
by Darkbydesire September 24, 2021

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by Thatdoll August 25, 2016

when you're hanging out with a friend of the opposite sex who actually thinks you're dating....as does the rest of the world
by eyebroccoli May 1, 2012

When you are asked out by a a friend of the opposite sex and you assume it is just friendly, but as the night goes on it becomes clear that it is actually a date.
I hung out with Cedric last night. It wasn't until he started inching closer and closer on the couch that I realized he'd pulled a date-whammy."
by RecklessEnthusiasm July 1, 2011

A website for 75 year old men who want to go back to there prime days back in the 50's. Or 75 year old men who like you "act" like the other gender, But there's also those 75 year old men who are looking to do some nasty things, but if really do find a real girl/boy they probably are just dating you for Starbucks. I would just stick to being lonely if i were you. Unless 75 year old men are your type then HAVE FUN.
by TEACHERS WEIRD WORDS May 3, 2022
