Callum

Absolute king, DBZ fan you has the most incredible toes you'll ever see. If your name starts with a consonant Callum probably doesn't like you (unless your name is kaiden). Callum is awful at dancing and has crushes on girls whos name start with G. Callum is best friends with Euan and Kaiden.

Damn there's callum
He's such an awesome DBZ fan

by Bobby Malone the 3rd August 29, 2022

Callum

Hippopotamus

Callum is a hippopotamus fat animal that eats shit

by Callum hater April 25, 2020

Callum

A mediocre person who always wants to make people happy. On Saturday he goes off with his best friend.

Person 1: oi Callum

Callum: yeah
Person 1: how was Saturday?
Callum: very good thank you

by Domestic violence November 4, 2020

Inform Callum

An absolute weapon of a human (don’t start him he will get angry gr) he is “some boy”

Cody: inform callum is some boy don’t mess with him

Tadgh: I like men

by Inform cal July 14, 2022

Callum duncan

A spotty little femboy who hides his skirty wurtys under an oculus box and his boon arm is incompatible with his house

callum duncan is such a fag

by mixnerl March 20, 2024

Callum

Storm coming to Scotland

Storm Callum is amazing and it is hitting Scotland

by Callum Mc cxx October 11, 2018

callum

Hi I am Callum. I lost my leg in a car crash and replaced it with my DICK(It IS BIG)

If you see a Thicc boy waking it is a Callum.

by Strip club fan October 25, 2022