ex-boyfriend

what all girls hate
"Will you hold my laptop? I'm going to go hit my ex-boyfriend with a waffle iron,"
by ilyy February 10, 2009
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myspace boyfriend

A Boyfriend you only 'date' on myspace.
Friend 1: 'Where's Your Boyfriend live?'
Friend 2: 'In Georgia.'
Friend 1: 'Geez, We Live In California!'
Friend 2: 'I know he's my myspace boyfriend!'

Friend 1: 'Loser'
by lolo2011 May 07, 2008
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Shitty Boyfriend

A total dumbass; One who posts urban dictionary words and uses his girlfriend in the example; one who will never get head; one whose girlfriend would probably not have to practice oral sex on bananas but rather baby carrots, tootsie rolls or snack-size snickers bars.
by Bananas_turn_me_on November 11, 2008
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dream boyfriend

The one person you wish you could date but he is just out of your reach but you'll met him one day holding hands.
He is such my dream boyfriend...
by SleepingWSirens April 26, 2017
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Perfect Boyfriend

A perfect boyfriend is a guy who makes you smile and be happy 24/7 preferably a jokester with a huge heart....Someone who is sweet,kind,handsome and would show up to your house with flowers at anytime to put a smile on your face.And every time you speak to him he gets cuter.............
Friend1:He brought flowers to my house!!!
Friend 2:He must be the perfect boyfriend
by ImBoredd May 09, 2018
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e boyfriend

She is dating a e boyfriend.
by Fish13sea April 25, 2017
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Thai boyfriend

A trans woman's dilator, used for post-surgical maintenance.
Tomorrow; I'm spending some quality time with my Thai boyfriend.
by Antipodean Anarchist February 23, 2011
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