Zombie Jesus

Reoccurring character on the web site www.rated-q.com. Character is a modified image of Jesus Christ that has been altered using applications available on an iPhone. Zombie Jesus is also referred to in posts where he does not actually appear.

"Did you see the post where Zombie Jesus is recruiting outside of the Olive Garden? Those guys are going to Hell!"

by Rhett Dangler April 4, 2010

Zombie Text

A text sent that is a common phrase and the sender does not remember sending it. Usually sent by a preoccupied person.

sorry, zombie text

by Hi Person! August 29, 2010

Zombie Style

While having sex the female is moaning loudly and you finish the act by "shooting" her in the face.

Ben, me and my wife had some wild sex last night, it was totally Zombie Style!

by Mr. Muncher March 24, 2011

blind zombie

when your fucking a girl from behind, spit on her back and when she turns around nut in her eyes making her wave her arms like a zombie trying to find you to kick your ass.

shaquanda was pissed when i gave her the blind zombie

by pope hentai November 30, 2003

Zombie AIDS

hypothetical "worst possible disease" that someone could get. usually used to describe how one feels physically. Symptoms of this fake disease usually change depending on the creativity of the people who define those symptoms.

John: Hey want to go do something tonight?

Kate: Nah man, I'm pretty sure I have Zombie AIDS. I feel terrible! I feel like my stomach is melting on the inside and my limbs are probably going to fall off. Damn Zombie AIDS...

by Pube-Bot March 3, 2010

zombie hollocaust

When a large outbreak of zombies kill's a few million people.

ever seen "28 Days Later"? that's a zombie hollocaust.

by William Mccreight August 5, 2007

Zombie Tread

A zombie-like stance that treadmill users take when they grip the treadmill screen and walk.

This stance is typically used by people who are new to the gym or don't work out often.

Not necessary for people who don't user walkers in real life.

I went to the gym January 1st and everyone around me did the zombie tread while I ran.

by Lilbeavis January 7, 2011