your mom

What immature teenagers say as a comeback to everything, often accompanied by "in bed" or "last night"

Person 1: That was fun.

Person 2: Your mom was fun. In bed. Last night.

Person 1: That concert took, like, three hours!

Person 2: Your mom took, like, three hours. In bed. Last night.

Person 1: What's that supposed to mean?

Person 2: Your mom!

Person 1: Huh?

by Smyke April 19, 2010

Your mom

A common response to a sentance to make yourself look cooler

Linda: What did you do today?
Ben: Your mom

by PAWESOMEYEAH October 2, 2015

Your mom

A big person, usually followed by a small troupe of flying bagel-eating monkeys.

Your Mom was walking around last night, I don't like her!

by D-A. January 30, 2012

your mom

a common comeback for children that don't know how to respond to a question or just want annoy the fuckin shit out of older people. Can be said in a sentence or as a phrase.

bob: So kids, what do you want to do today?
billy, adam, sam,: Your mom!

or

Bob: ewww, what smells!?!?!\
Billy, adam, sam: YOUR MOM SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!!

by minty_fresh:) July 4, 2010

your mom

a random response to a normal question usualy resulting in awkwardness...:)

who do you like?

YOUR MOM!!!

by dkjghkfhgfgjkljgdjgdfkjgkfgjkj August 16, 2010

your moms gay

Sarcastic statement made by high school kids. Mixture of "your mom" "you're gay". Very rarely used seriously

Tim: Can I borrow a pencil
Joe: no, your moms gay
Joe: *gives Tim a pencil*

by YaBoiJayCutlet January 7, 2016

Your Mom O'Clock

Used when someone asks you the time.

Person A: Hey, what time is it?
Person B: Its your mom o'clock.

by cloudlesspace August 27, 2011