A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.
"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"
girl: Hey _______, come over here...
drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)
girl: Hey _______, come over here...
drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)
by Not-a-lucks October 13, 2011
Get the Drunk octopus that wants to love youmug. by The Smart Group Name March 4, 2018
Get the I love you so fucking muchmug. Having feelings for someone only in a sexual way rather than true, genuine heartfelt feelings. Wanting someone only for sexual satisfaction.
Sally: "John, I'm leaving you for good!"
John: "No, Sally! Come back, I love you with all my penis!!!!!!"
John: "No, Sally! Come back, I love you with all my penis!!!!!!"
by swagmasterflex420 August 12, 2013
Get the I love you with all my penismug. Phrase used exclusively by shallow self-absorbed individuals who actually have no concept of what it means to love or be loved. Their hearts are vacant and usually associate sex not with a deeply emotional or spiritual experience but rather purely a physical and transient act involving no emotion. Such individuals are limited in both intellect and in normal socialization skills. People who use this overused cliche usually suffer from a combination of schizotypal disorder and sociopathy. A catch-all phrase when the person doing the dumping knows there is no reason for the relationship to end, other than for purely selfish reasons of wanting to pursue sexual relations with other individuals outside of the current relationship.
I love you but I'm not in love with you
Translation:
I don't love you and I want to experiment with other people
Translation:
I don't love you and I want to experiment with other people
by Tuscanini August 16, 2006
Get the I love you but I'm not in love with youmug. Statement used to express regret and or fear about the current situation of an amorous or once amorous relationship. It generally means that the person who is expressing himself/herself has a deep emotional bond with their current mate, but that bond is possibly/probably not strong enough to merit a lifetime, or long-term commitment. Usually, there is either some dissatisfaction, disappointment, or confusion on the part of the person using this statement.
Example (interchangeable):
Woman: Why can't we be together?
Man: I love you, but I'm not in love with you.
Woman: What does that mean?
Man: It means that I need something in my life that being with you is just not able to provide. If you need anything, I'm there, but we aren't working.
Woman: Why can't we be together?
Man: I love you, but I'm not in love with you.
Woman: What does that mean?
Man: It means that I need something in my life that being with you is just not able to provide. If you need anything, I'm there, but we aren't working.
by TEX37 October 11, 2009
Get the I love you, but I'm not in love with you.mug. by Republican Nazi is a big pee-pee head who sucks Co October 11, 2003
Get the me love you long timemug. A scape goat for women who don't have the ovaries to say I'm not interested in pursuing a relationship with you.
"I Love You, But I'm Not IN Love With You"
"What does that even mean?"
"Let's just be friends"
"What, why?"
"I like you like a brother"
"Jesus F***ing Christ"
"What does that even mean?"
"Let's just be friends"
"What, why?"
"I like you like a brother"
"Jesus F***ing Christ"
by TangoTangoSierra February 12, 2012
Get the I Love You, But I'm Not IN Love With Youmug.