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Sticky Wizard

While receiving oral sex from a woman, you oragasm on her face and proceed to draw a lightning bolt on her forhead using your semen.
"She wanted to see the new Harry Potter movie on our date, I brought her back to my place instead and gave her a sticky wizard."
by zooyorker8364 October 5, 2009
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iPod Wizard

A program to make your iPod have custom graphics, fonts and strings on it.
I used iPod Wizard to make my iPod teh pwn
by Wi_not_WiFi April 22, 2005
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Dirty sleeve wizard

A wizard/witch that can manipulate foreskin with his/her mind
"I feel something funny in my pants, I hope there isn't a dirty sleeve wizard around"
by heterosexy May 6, 2015
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nigger wizard

A homeless African American man who wears a long coat and one or more hooded sweatshirts (hood up) in the middle of the summer, has long nappy dreadlocks and nappy beard, and walks with a cane. A perfect example of a nigger wizard can be seen year round walking the streets of downtown New Orleans.
Watch out! That nigger wizard will put a spell on you to make you give him 5 dollars!
by urbandictionarylogin April 2, 2010
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cunt-wizard

1. One who is a wizard with cunts.
2. Someone who engages frequently is sexual intercourse.
3. A really big twat.
1."He has, like, six girlfriends!" "I know, Jimmy is quite a cunt-wizard."
2. "That whore Linda is such a cunt-wizard."
3. "YOU FUCKING CUNT-WIZARD! YOU ATE MY BAGEL!"
by rinne August 22, 2006
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Word Wizard

Someone who has such an extensive vocabulary that they now begin creating words on Urban Dictionary to expand the English language.
Most desire to have the brilliant wit of the word wizards on Urban Dictionary.
by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017
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the wizard

Farting into your hand, then throwing it at someone with a wizardly gesture.
"Oh man, someone just pulled a wizard on me!"

The Wizard: Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Fart!
by Hecuter September 8, 2007
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