Hotel Whiskey

Phoenetics for "Health and Welfare". Which is a big often company wide inspection of a soldiers loving quarters.

Yo, rumor has it that the higher ups are doing a Hotel Whiskey this week. Better get your contraband out of the barracks.

by Skippedstone May 19, 2019

whiskey matrix

The precise amount of drunk where all you want to do is clean around your place. While the amount required varies from person to person, it usually falls in the realm of 2-5 drinks.

I got home from the bar last night and ended up in the Whiskey Matrix. Now, all my laundry is done and I can't find my cat.

by Elk Snot July 19, 2018

whiskey slap ass

Same rules as whiskey slap, but you slap bare asses instead. Good for all genders, a man can whiskey slap ass a woman with no regerts...

Friend 1: Wanna play whiskey slap?
Friend 2: I don't wanna play against Carol
Friend 1: we can play whiskey slap ass...
Friend 2: Yeah! I'd whiskey slap that ass!

by The Matthew Alan October 8, 2017

Whiskey click

Making questionable decisions on a device while intoxicated on whiskey.

Q: Did he just raise $100 on a $4 dollar pot?
A: Yes! He either has really good cards or is struggling with whiskey click.

by MastaRiddle January 13, 2024

Whiskey dick

Whiskey dick is when you're drunk and can have sex for hours

That guy has whiskey dick

by An unfunny gaylord October 3, 2022

whiskey breath

When someone performs good oral on someone after having a few drinks.

I took that girl home after bar close and she had whiskey breath.

by Straight answerz November 27, 2017

Whiskey test

When you dip your fingers in whiskey and shove them inside a woman to see if it burns her, tells if she has an STD

Gave that bitch a whiskey test before I hit it!

by CHIEF_Rico June 2, 2019