Whiskey Pilot

When you go to the bathroom unsure if you have to pee or poop so you sit down and hope for the best.

I have to use the bathroom. I’m unsure why, so I am just going to go in an pull a whiskey pilot

by 20Jawless July 12, 2021

Whiskey Tortoise

Flaccid, impotent male genitals that result from consuming too much alcohol (esp. whiskey or bourbon).

"He got so drunk and later, in bed, he had a total whiskey tortoise. I lied and told him that it was fine and that all that mattered was being close to him."

by Tortoisemaster August 26, 2013

whiskey in a hot glass

sexual activity in which a women grabs a glass (preferably those tiny ones turkish people use to drink their black tea yk what i mean) and squirts inside of it

A: OH MAN i totally did the whiskey in a hot glass last week
B: damn

by dickcrusherpro95 she/her July 21, 2023

Whiskey Blues

When someone makes you want to pour your heart right down the kitchen sink while drinking and overthinking. Their love was over proof so you ended up at their favorite bar til quarter past two am drinking whiskey trying to get over them. You should hate them but you can't, giving you the Whiskey Blues.

I have been laying under different sheets just trying to get over you and hanging at your favorite bar till a quarter past 2

because I got a bad case of the Whiskey Blues

by Tanner Adell February 13, 2024

whiskey sweater

Keeping warm by drinking whiskey.

Let's go to the pub and put on a whiskey sweater to keep us warm for these cold upstate NY nights!

by Cupist January 14, 2018

whiskey jug

Post rear entry situation, one must blow into the receiver's anus which will create sounds similar to a whiskey jug in a bluegrass band.

Hey Dale, you ever whiskey jug your wife?

by Bubbalubba February 10, 2025

Whiskey clit

When a clitoris is so numbed by alcohol that you can pound that shot all day. And there will no effect.

When a bitch gets Whiskey clit, it’s like taking a butter knife to a diamond.

by Karrrrlito January 22, 2019