fair weather friend

A friend who only wants to hang out when he/she is in a good mood. They say that they'd rather not make their friends unhappy, and use this as an excuse to break off engagements on a moment's notice if his/her mood changes.

I was planning to hang out with Mike today, but he's such a fair weather friend that he called me five minutes before he was supposed to show up and canceled because he said he's feeling down.

by commiebobo November 26, 2009

reese witherspoon

she's classy, kind, stylish, intelligent (she attended stanford university), pretty, a good mother, down-to-earth, and most of all, an amazing actress. some of her excellent movies include legally blonde, sweet home alabama, just like heaven, and walk the line (which she won best actress for). she is my favorite actress.

Reese Witherspoon is a wonderful role model for women.

by ~*~*~ September 1, 2008

Weather Slut

One who irresponsibly sleeps with another due to impending natural disasters.

You slept with Jon during Hurricane Irene? When did you become such a weather slut?

by Chinese Jade September 7, 2011

Bad weather fan

A person who still cheers for the Chicago Cubs after all this time. Or they also like the Detroit Lions.

Chicago Cubs
Detroit Lions
Washington Nationals
Chicago Bears
Any other sports team that sucks

bob: Look at Dylan he's wearing a cubs shirt
Joe: Doesn't he know they lost last night
bob: he must be a bad weather fan they haven't won the world series in at least a hundred years

by john dick doe July 22, 2010

Wisconsin Whistle Wetter

When your dick smells like cheese, and you piss in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.

Hey Cody, I gave your mother a Wisconsin Whistle Wetter the other day. She looooves cheese.

by Grizzlymint October 22, 2012

fair weather

a fake friend.
who will be a best friends, but be careful, because they will backstab you quicker than lightning.

mary elizabeth harpel is a fucking fair weather.

by victom1 April 2, 2009

Weathertainment

Weathertainment is when there is so much active weather going on that a person has multiple TV's tuned to different weather channels as to catch different weatherman's views and opinions of what is going on across the area.. This is very entertaining as many weathermen get flustered and sometimes get disoriented on what is happening and where it's happening.

It can also be a person flipping between local TV channels during severe storms or tornados to see which station has the best radar image, most popular weather caster or the craziest storm chasers all while discussing where to have dinner once the danger has passed.
"Man, did you watch the storms last night?" "Yup, sure did." "Wasn't that just some great weathertainment?"

Rick, "Man, did you watch the storms last night?"

Me, "Yup, sure did."

Rick, "Wasn't that just some great weathertainment?"

by Hippy43 April 17, 2013