weaselcheat

Taking advantage of a situation that leads to personal gains without loss of status or credibility.

Not to be confused with underhanded actions, weaselcheating is an act of superior, intelligent quick thinking borderline genius

Paddy raffled off a dead donkey at the pub last night. He sold every ticket for £10 and made a quick grand, only the winner wanted their money back upon seeing that the donkey was dead, Paddy's a real Weaselcheat

by Weaselcheat July 14, 2010

Weseling

1) The act of targeting and destroying a deliberately sarcastic joke's humor by stating the obvious facts which are being mocked.

2) Demonstrating a gross disregard that a joke has been made.

Person 1: "Actually, these are O.R. scrubs."
Person 2: "Oh... Are they?"
(Persons 1 and 2 share a rich laugh)
Person 3: "Well, in this case, the letters 'O' and 'R' stand for 'operating room.'"
Person 2: "Well, shit... you are a master of weseling jokes, bro."

by Matador Crabs March 20, 2013

weaselpop

an unintentional and characteristically annoying displacement of the penis through the underpants fly. this usually occurs with boxers but may also occur with well-worn jockey's.

john:" my dick is chafed."
bob: what happened? juiceless sex?"
john: "no. my old and trusted undies are sagging and i got a weaselpop."

by magunda August 19, 2013

weigelt

A big dick Sasquatch looking motha fucka.

Look at that wriggly weigelt over there man!

by Choochy December 12, 2013

weasel in a can

it's all good man

"Lol sorry, it was a joke"
"it's a weasel in a can, Thomas!"
"What in god's name does that mean?"
"it's all good man!"

by aho bitch ass motherfucker March 27, 2015

weisenstein

Awesomeness!!!!!

That pussy was weisenstein.

by Suckafucka777 August 3, 2016

wesseler

When you drunk masturbate in the shower, then hit your head, fall down and puke on yourself

How was your night last night, not great I Wesselered myself again!

by Bf81818 July 17, 2016