WTF

Wife Type Figure. Generally refers to a person in non-traditional relationship in which someone is unhappy with his/her spouse. Otherwise known as a "ball-and-chain," or soon-to-be ex-wife.

Lemme check with my WTF. I'll get back to ya.

by Secretly Sexually Twisted April 12, 2011

WTF

Weak Trembling Fortress from BFDIA (Battle For Dream Iskand Again). It was built as a challenge until the eliminated contestants became the hosts in BFDIA 17.

FRIES: Why aren't you guys in the WTF, anyway?

by elparachute59 January 18, 2025

wtf

where the food

"wtf dude"
"wHaT dId i dO"
"whErE tHe fOod"
"vAt dE fAk"

by fakyou101 January 3, 2019

Wtf d

Wtf is wrong with you

Wtf d that's gross

by Walton green December 18, 2021

WTF

Short for “What The Fu**”

Wtf ur weird

by Α January 24, 2022

WTF Train

1. A series of fucked up events that are all connected and plowing ahead full steam like a train.
2. The beginning of a series of fucked events.

"Did you see the new supervisor has no experience AND is friends with the owner? Time to board the WTF train!"
"Today was so awful, I took a ride on the WTF train."

by bigfuzz January 10, 2014

wtf

Well, that's flagrant! A G-rated translation of WTF you can show to your mom.

Mom: It says, "Really, WTF." What's that mean, is it something bad?
You: No, not at all. It just means, "Well, that's flagrant."
Mom: Oh, OK.

by Linguistic1 June 4, 2019