window sucker

the kids with learning disbilites at the back of special bus that stare out the window pressed up angainst the glass, when your driving behind.

man I wish those window suckers would stop starting at me.

by grumpyboy December 26, 2005

window job

when one rubs another's nipples in a fashion like washing a window (the right hand goes clock wise and the left hand goes counter clock wise)

last night i got a window job, it felt weird as fuck.

by chickendickk November 17, 2009

Microsoft Windows

Consistently inconsistent.

"Microsoft Windows is complete garbage" said Mark as he booted up his Ubuntu PC.

by Melodi_Bug November 29, 2021

the window switch

you and you're buddy have to secretly plan this, and you have to be cool with your buddy fucking your girl.

when having sex with your girlget her over to a window, have your buddy quietly and quickly switch with you so now he is fucking the girl. then you run around outside to the window and wave to the girl

me and my bud pissed this girl off when we pulled the window switch on her

by bigbadmet October 16, 2007

Zephyr Window

A hole in ones underwear at the back end, so that when you fart, the zephyr wind can flow through.

Dude! i can see your devils onion ring through your zephyr window.

by nybiru April 2, 2011

Window Jizz

The act of running your hand over a window that has condensation on it, then wiping it on your friends face.

Scott "Hey fag want some window jizz?" *wipes it on his face*
Jordan "Eww thats gross. Your a douche bag.
Scott "Haha!"

by JR1995 January 11, 2011

Windows wakeup

When you turn on a Microsoft Windows computer and the Windows startup music blares out at full volume.

So here I am, daydreaming in my own world when suddenly I receive a Windows wakeup right before my prof started a lecture. The entire class was quite frizzed and annoyed by it.

by anonymous6812 December 18, 2008