Flaccid, impotent male genitals that result from consuming too much alcohol (esp. whiskey or bourbon).
"He got so drunk and later, in bed, he had a total whiskey tortoise. I lied and told him that it was fine and that all that mattered was being close to him."
by Tortoisemaster August 26, 2013
Get the Whiskey Tortoisemug. Bro 1: I don’t know what’s going on with our rizz bro, we can’t pull tonight.
Bro 2: We got whiskey rizz bro.
Bro 2: We got whiskey rizz bro.
by HarmonRabbJR March 12, 2023
Get the whiskey rizzmug. When a guy in Seattle (preferably long hair) plays some metal, records a new album, and then goes home and hhhhwwhhhacks it <lisp here> ssseriously.
Hot buttered whiskey: Whew honey D, I’ve just on my wwwwwhguitar - time for me to make a hot buttered hhwwwwhhhiskey.
by Hhhhhwhat December 31, 2024
Get the hot buttered whiskeymug. sexual activity in which a women grabs a glass (preferably those tiny ones turkish people use to drink their black tea yk what i mean) and squirts inside of it
by dickcrusherpro95 she/her July 21, 2023
Get the whiskey in a hot glassmug. When someone makes you want to pour your heart right down the kitchen sink while drinking and overthinking. Their love was over proof so you ended up at their favorite bar til quarter past two am drinking whiskey trying to get over them. You should hate them but you can't, giving you the Whiskey Blues.
I have been laying under different sheets just trying to get over you and hanging at your favorite bar till a quarter past 2
because I got a bad case of the Whiskey Blues
because I got a bad case of the Whiskey Blues
by Tanner Adell February 13, 2024
Get the Whiskey Bluesmug. Two or more people entering a cornfield attempting to shove corn up ones vagina while squirting. The other person(s) must capture said squirt into a cup and sell/drink it.
by Toiletclogger07 November 19, 2022
Get the Indiana Whiskey Makermug. by TheCockler June 13, 2024
Get the Whiskey Dickmug.