Apple pie vision

Innability to see what is in front of you.

Object is there but you can't recognize it.

The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.

The farmer is pitch forking sand. He is trying to move his hay without progress.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.

by Brittlebear March 16, 2024

See the Vision

When you get someone’s insane ass idea and agree.

Person 1: Ngl, Person 3 is kinda hot
Person 2: You’re so fucking right
Person 1: You see the vision.

by JamesnLollify November 6, 2024

Broipheral vision

When somebody is always looking out for his best mates, his bros'.

Dave is a good dude, always looking for his mates and never let's them down. He's got that broipheral vision

by Bruce Skywalker June 10, 2025

jeep vision

The vision you get when you first own a jeep, you receive the rules, and how to use the jeep wave.

Dude I had my jeep vision last night.

by Jeep 1 July 14, 2019

gaming vision

When you've been gaming for hours on end. So much that when you look at real life things, the outlines are highlighted.

Man I've been gaming for so long, I think I've got permanent gaming vision.

by Geetaaz July 26, 2014

Vision

The best toaster ever. Didn't deserve to die. I miss him so much.

Still waiting for him and Wanda to say hello again.

"hey what's up?"
"I think i lost my vision"
"yeah you tell me, I lost him 3 times. It sucks"

by mrs laufeyson November 22, 2022

Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).

Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?

by Some mate1 January 26, 2020