Vag Flash

When a female forgets to zip her pants zipper by the Crotch

Jane just came out of the bathroom and is Vag flashing all the guys!

by Dan1882 February 12, 2009

vagged it up

When something inherently masculine is made to be more feminine.

Ricardo: "Ooooh, that new Camero looks awesome!"

Irene: "Yeah, except they vagged it up with that purple color."

by IreneIsNotMyName September 22, 2010

Vag Defender

A reverse term for cock blocking

Yesterday I was a total Vag Defender for Carla. Like James wouldn't stop trying to get in her pants.

Yeah, like we were gonna makeout but Jamie decided to Vag Defend me and he ended up just leaving.

by ellenmahoneyo April 13, 2009

morning vag

Imagine peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich...

Make sure you wash your morning vag when you wake up. I don't feel like smelling that god awful stench.

by Skinketier March 10, 2008

Vag Pack

A nasty sluts vagina that is in need of kicking.

Johnny: Damn this slut wont get off my dick.

Nigel: Lets kick her in her vag pack.

by Poogie McJohnson March 28, 2008

Grav Vag

A Woman Who's Vagina Tends To Have A Gravitational Attraction To Any Penis Around.

That Girl With The Manly Voice Has A Grav Vag.

That Girls Vagina Is A Grav Vag For Any Drunk Guy At The Party.

by David Starz August 12, 2009

velcro vag

A vagina that sticks together by way of dried semen and when peeled apart in the labia region, makes the same sound distinct to Velcro.

After the Mandingo party, Mrs Pate had to clean her Velcro Vag.

by RedRedRed Red June 5, 2016