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West Virginia Blue Crab

When a male has testicular crabs, he places Old Bay Seasoning on his balls and allows a female to suck the crabs off.
Yeah Baby, its all you can eat West Virginia Blue Crab down there.
by kvgooch March 17, 2009
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West Virginia Tow Chain

A sexual act involving at least two men and one girl. All three stand up facing one way and one man sodomizes the other man while he in turn fucks the girl from behind. The girl clamps her muscles on the second guy's dick and walks across the room, similar to a truck towing something
Jimbob and Joebob gave me a West Virginia Tow Chain last night!
by Charli XXX December 23, 2014
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West Virginia Wood

the act of boning your sister when you first wake up in the morning while listing to classic rock music
Jessica : my brother Dave gave me the best West Virginia wood ive ever had before...and the song "more than a feeling" was awesome

Kyleigh : yeah my brother gave me that yesterday...he has a 7 inch cock and it better than a big black dude
by Ziggy Marley-Gumbi May 9, 2010
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West Virginia Love Tap

The alarming fact that many women in West Virginia want to be abused and treat any attention, such as getting thrown down stairs or slapped in the face as love.
West Virginia Love Tap ....I gave that bitch a West Virginia Love Tap, Bitches love West Virginia love taps..."West Virginia Love Song" by Jay Shultz & Erin Fisher and "He Hit Me and It Felt Like a Kiss" by Carol King.
by elfspice October 27, 2012
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West Virginia Coal Miner

When you are doing it in the butt and you hit a turd, so you make a beeping noise.
Mike had to give her a West Virginia Coal Miner, to let her know what was up.
by Spazzernaut July 26, 2018
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West Virginia flap jack

Slapping the foreskin of your flaccid penis against your boyfriend's lips.
The West Virginia flap jack Brian got was just an appetizer for the gay feast that followed.
by El Conquistador July 15, 2017
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West Virginia Grit Shits

When you eat a pan of buttery grits with your sister and fuck her on the kitchen table and when you get ready to cum you stick a finger in your ass and smear shit and grits on your face and yell country roads take me home.
I performed a West Virginia Grit Shits with my sister yesterday after church.
by Kw69420 April 10, 2022
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