Vag Defender

A reverse term for cock blocking

Yesterday I was a total Vag Defender for Carla. Like James wouldn't stop trying to get in her pants.

Yeah, like we were gonna makeout but Jamie decided to Vag Defend me and he ended up just leaving.

by ellenmahoneyo April 13, 2009

dr. vag

a man who is in love with vaginas.

that nerd is such a dr. vag. he has pictures of cut out vaginas all over his room

by jizman November 16, 2007

saucy vag

1)A woman who possesses desirable attributes such as being well-dressed or attractive.
2)A woman whom acts in a manner that is bold or innapropriately forward.

1) Oh, she looks GREAT. What a saucy vag!
2) That saucy vag sure has a mouth on her!!

by Philip L August 29, 2007

morning vag

Imagine peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich...

Make sure you wash your morning vag when you wake up. I don't feel like smelling that god awful stench.

by Skinketier March 11, 2008

Vag Pack

A nasty sluts vagina that is in need of kicking.

Johnny: Damn this slut wont get off my dick.

Nigel: Lets kick her in her vag pack.

by Poogie McJohnson March 29, 2008

Grav Vag

A Woman Who's Vagina Tends To Have A Gravitational Attraction To Any Penis Around.

That Girl With The Manly Voice Has A Grav Vag.

That Girls Vagina Is A Grav Vag For Any Drunk Guy At The Party.

by David Starz August 12, 2009

Vag-hook

Verb: The act of fish-hooking a woman by the *ahem*, private area, usually used to move said woman out of one's way

Joe: Bitch just wouldn't step off. So I vag-hooked her across the room

Jim: You da man! *high fives*

...

Jim: We're both going to hell for this.

Joe: Yup.

by Mr_Yellow January 18, 2010