Twitterpated

To be absolutely in love with one another. Over the stars and skies, world series kinda thing ( universe ) Butterflies and non stop smiling. JLS BDK

Babe, i was twitterpated the minute I met you

by BDK JLS December 30, 2010

Twitter effect

The phenomenom where people strive to lead more interesting lives for the sole purpose of having something worthy of tweeting about.

I think her volunteer work and frequent trips to Europe are a direct result of the Twitter effect.

by Werdnurd June 19, 2009

Gay Twitter

A cess pool filled with twitter gays. This is the place you'd go to get your self-esteem and body image destroyed. Elitism and superficiality is at the pinnacle of the culture of gay twitter.

Josh blasted his half naked ass on gay twitter complaining about his body to make himself more relatable for likes and retweets.

by EMPHdk October 19, 2018

#FF Twitter

Sheep tag, please follow me, I have no friends, therefore I am posting this irrelevant link to make myself feel important

OMG I just saw something really mundane #FF Twitter

by sixsidedman November 22, 2010

twatterpaited

when you have had a bit too much to drink and you become unnaturally attracted to the opposite sex. Twitterpaited + Twatted

a play on the word "twitterpaited" from Disney's "Bambi" which is a term used to describe the horny behavior of the adolescent animals at spring time.

"Eric was so twatterpaited last night that he woke up this morning with that fugly minger from the bar!"

by Richie Bangkok June 9, 2007

twitter points

The number of friends you have on Twitter,
mostly used used sarcastically.

She was dating three guys from the same office? Wow, I bet her twitter points are through the roof!

I got 9 points. You?

The guy I was seeing? I caught him with another girl and then his wife showed up. Yeah, he just lost some twitter points.

by kay-dee-o May 17, 2009

Twitter Hack

Noun. An excuse for in the case of getting caught sexting someone, regardless of medium (e.g. Twitter, cell phone, facebook, etc). Regardless of how you got caught, you can always claim you were hacked.

I didn't send that dirty picture of myself! I was Twitter Hacked!

by MrTouchdown November 14, 2011