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desecrate the throne

To defecate or vomit so violently (such as when one has explosive diarrhea) that the entire bowl and even the underside of the toilet seat is bespeckled or coated with the expelled material. This action renders even the flushed commode unfit for use until janitorial services are rendered.
A: I wouldn't go in there. That old potato salad made me so sick!

B: Oh man, you didn't desecrate the throne did you?

A: Let's just say I'd find another stall if I were you.
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King of the Throne

When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, getting a blowjob, while eating a sandwich.
Hey man, last night, my girlfriend made me king of the throne.
by shagless00 April 8, 2011
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Game of Thrones

1: An awesome HBO series based from George RR. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. What happens when you inject Lord of the Rings with the Machiavellian grimdarkness of Real Life, resulting in a spectacle of Porn, Politics and Murder.

2: A great show killed by Dumb and Dumber once they ran out of GRRM's material and in the final seasons enrolled in Rian Johnson's Star Wars School of Subverting Expectations, reducing Television's greatest Masterpiece into a total pile of shit.
3. Politics and Political Science in general, due to the competition and Machiavellian backstabbing inherent in the profession.
1: Game of Thrones is the most intellectual and realistic fantasy series ever!
2: Holy Shit the Last Two Seasons Sucked!

3: If Trump, Xi Jinping and Putin would just stop playing Game of Thrones and measuring their cocks against each other, we might have solved Climate Change.
by Henrikari October 11, 2019
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Torontools

n. Douchebags that get to go to Toronto Film Festival while I sit at my desk playing Snood. FUCK!
Where is everyone in Hollywood today brah?

The Torontools are all up north sucking the collective dick of the indie world.
by Bee2theGee September 11, 2009
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Toronto Tootsie Roll

Whilst making passionate butt sex with any partner, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his partner's mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.
Dude, I gave Trudy a Toronto Tootsie Roll last night, she loved it.

I was watching gay porn and saw Brandon St. Randy deliver a glorious Toronto Tootsie Roll to his unsuspecting partner!
by chestersmokington October 24, 2010
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toronto cream egg

When a man goes out into the cold with two other male friends and hires a prostitute. They then proceed to furiously masturbate into the prostitute's anus. Once everyone has ejaculated, one guy licks all the semen out of her sphincter and spits it into her face.
-toronto cream eggs are delicious!
by ieat TURTLES March 22, 2011
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Epic Tron Fail

When one person crashes oor runs into another person or thing, it is referred to as an Epic Tron Fail. If you have seen Tron: Legacy you will understand the term much better.
Definitley man, that was like, a epic tron fail right there!
by KawaiiElectricKadian January 21, 2011
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