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Hot tub

Place where men, who are friends, enjoy chilling but five feet appart each other because they are not gay.
"Two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet appart 'cause they're not gay!"
by PTM2019 January 15, 2019
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Oregon Hot Tub

Heating a body of water using flatulence
I’m going to turn this pool into an Oregon Hot Tub”
by BoboRitch June 12, 2018
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Hot tub

When your partner fills your belly button up with fresh warm semen
Baby get ready... your getting a hot tub tonight
by Pooterfart July 3, 2018
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tub salad

Eating salad in the tub in order to relax and save time.
by ElectronicLola July 31, 2018
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tub-e-atosis

a common post-condition that occurs when you consume friendly libations and proceed to go into a hot tub for an extended period of time and then exit to find unique symptoms included but not limited to: parched mouth, delirium, paralytic mobility, light headedness, dyschronometria and overall sense of drowsiness
"Hey Dan and Rob, I noticed you were drinking earlier.. don't stay in the hot tub too much longer, you may get a tub-e-atosis"

"We invited Steve to Christmas dinner but we soon realized that he was displaying symptoms of tub-e-atosis"

"What was he doing??"
"He was totally paralytic"
by Flighty January 31, 2019
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Grout the tub

When one man places his penis in another mans ass crack
Let’s grout the tub tonight after the kids are asleep.
by killercrock6969 June 4, 2018
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Hot tub smorgasbord

When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.
I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.

The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019
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