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coming out of the tanning bed

n. Someone who, either reluctantly or freely, admits to being a fan of the popular show, Jersey Shore. Similar to coming out of the closet, except there is nothing gay about it.
It took Lindi a few days, but she's finally coming out of the tanning bed.
by gingapowa March 1, 2011
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sold a tranny

To be sold something that later proves to be worth a fraction of the price it was originally purchased.

Derives from when Chelsea bought Fernando Torres from Liverpool for £50,000,000 in 2011.
So you bought a second hand iPod off eBay and a week later it dies as soon as you turn it on? I'm afraid you've been sold a tranny there son.

So you bought a Ford KA at an auction and it's falling to bits the minute you take it round the block? Mate, you've been sold a tranny, as they say everywhere.

So you bought a world-class centre-forward and it turns out he couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo? I'm afraid you've been sold a tranny, no argument!
by afsfs June 5, 2011
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Gnome on training wheels

Gnome: OMG a New Drama Alert!
Person: shut the hell up you gnome on training wheels
by Dat Hero November 17, 2016
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Baby cougar in training

When you are in your late 20s about to hit 30 you are considered a baby cougar in training. Meaning that from age 30-32 you have a leeway period that allows you to transition into your new role as a cougar.
Damn your about to be 30 and a baby cougar in training. It’s all good though you have a 2 year leeway period until your 32
by Youknow779$ May 9, 2018
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ur granny tranny

person #1: “ur mom gay

person #2: “ur dad lesbian
you: “ur granny tranny
person #1&2: *dies*
by gay joke comebacks May 10, 2018
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ur granny tranny x2

This statement is used in an argument to absolutely DESTROY the opponent. It means your grandma is transgender, allowing you to destroy the opponent and win the argument/battle.
Stranger 1: Ur mom gay lol

Stranger 2: Well ur granny tranny x2

Stranger 1: *dies*
by Urmomdoublegaylol September 16, 2018
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Your granny tranny

It’s pretty self
explanatory.
by TheRealJohnnyJohnny March 3, 2019
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