duleys towel

A negative term used when calling someone a name to bring them down. A duleys towel can also be referenced as a "sperm rag" and is considered one of the most foul names to be called.
bad friend- "i totally ate the last hot pocket man, looks like youre going to have to buy more"

normal friend- "STFU you duleys towel and buy everyone more hot pockets.........bitch."
by FALAMABAM July 13, 2011
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Towel Racking

Referencing to how someone is so faded about to pass out like their body is a towel hanging on a rack because the whole upper portion of the body is bent over and the arms and head are hanging down dangling towards the floor about to touch their toes.
Look, they be 'Towel Racking'
by Under92decibelz January 13, 2025
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towel’s gambit

When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.
Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.
by rockinturtle December 29, 2019
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toweled

Another word for one who is extremely off head
Sarge: that pinga crept up on me
Mick: How are u doing?
Sarge: Im toweled
by humplehump May 22, 2007
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Dry towel

I hate that white boy, damn dry towel
by IM no fukkboi April 15, 2018
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Dry Towel

For when you have run out of weed and you cant get any.
Hey bro, you got any weed?
Nah, im a dry towel.
by Nineinchnails90 December 02, 2011
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Towel run

When you nut in a girls butt but it starts to slide down and you run to find a towel and wipe it off before she gets pregnant
1 "dude i almost had a kid last night"
2 " what happened?"
1" I had to do a towel run"
by Blipparoni April 03, 2018
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