Covid Turkey Slap

Due to social distancing, simulating the performance of a traditional Turkey Slap by swinging the penis back and forth, 6 ft away from her face with no physical contact.

While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.

My hot cousin came to town for thanksgiving. While i normally would give her a Turkey slap after everyone went to bed, we kept our distance and had to settle for the covid Turkey slap instead. I gave her a little helicopter penis action as well.

by Dick Onchin November 13, 2020

The Flying Turkey

When a man or woman is giving head, she or he put arms behind their backs and starts flapping like a Turkey. Also if the penis comes they respond with 'Gobble, Gobble'

Jillian - ''Oh My God! Becky. I gave my boyfriend The Flying Turkey last night!!''

Becky - ''Did you Gobble?''

Jillian - ''Hell Yes.''

by Pete.likes.to.rock January 18, 2009

Turkey Ass

explosive nuclear diarrhea from eating massive amounts of turkey.

after thanksgiving i had a serious bout of turkey ass.

by concerned quaker October 19, 2009

Turkey

A hott ass female that would "do in a bind".

A. "Damn! There's turkey all around us! GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
B. "That chick at the counter is a definite turkey."

by ruffleZ` July 28, 2009

Turkey

when you sneak up behind someone and shove your fingers between their legs and lift them up.

Man #1: GOBBLE GOBBLE
Man #2: ouch, what the hell?!
Man #1: You've just been turkeyed.

by Shockey19 May 20, 2010

Torrey

A wonderful husband that makes me laugh everyday, even when I'm mad at him. He's a dreamer who sometimes looks at the world with rose colored glasses, which adds to his charm. He is a hard worker that brings creative solutions to the table, someone you always want on your side.

Torrey is my best friend and I am so happy I found him in this great big world.

by GretaM February 3, 2010

turkey bacon

A wannabe police officer. Often times obese "security" officers.

"Dude, yur going 20 over and there's a cop right there!"
"Cool it man, it's just some turkey bacon."

by Cazi October 27, 2005