total dad

Total dad: a phase used to explain how hot an older man (30’s - early 60’s) is.

Me: Omg Hailey, did you see Chris’s Pratt in the last avengers movie?
Hailey: Yes he was looking very hot!
Me & Hailey: “Total dad!”

by Wheezycheezy September 15, 2019

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Total sex day

9 April should be national total sex day cuz Gerard Way was born this day

« OMG did you know that National total sex day was actually called National total sex day because Gerard Way was born this day?! »

by jkjkdany May 26, 2020

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Total Eclipse of The Butt

When one poops in such a manor that it lands back on his/hers butt, leaving a relatively large dark-colored spot on that individual's butt- resembling a total eclipse.

"My little sister left her mini trampoline in the toilet and I didn't see it late at night and experienced a Total Eclipse of The Butt."

by ThemGoodOlBoys August 1, 2020

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A walking twitter W who gets an insane amount of pussy because of how awesome they are and that they are the best reply guy on Twitter. Girls will often come up to him and go "oh my god are you that really funny reply guy on twitter?? please have sex with me."

man totallynotrigby is the BEST reply guy on twitter

by yuahmama November 2, 2020

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