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The American Torpedo

You must lay a Japanese girl flat on her stomach. You then proceed to forcefully ram your cheddar shredder into the side of her stomach. You keep thrusting your anaconda into her side until you tear her apart and reach the other side of her body. Her body will then be split in half and fall to the ground to represent the sinking of the U.S.S Arizona.
Neil meet up with his girlfriend, Mrs. Hiroshima, to avenge his grandfather who was killed in Pearl Harbor and gave her The American Torpedo to represent the Torpedo that killed his grandfather.
by Austin Kennedy II October 22, 2019
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Asian Torpedo

The act of a girl taking a shit and freezing it. Once completely frozen, the girl will then use it as a dildo until it gets warm and mushy again.
Dude that sick ass bitch is fucking herself with an asian torpedo
by Corperal 69 October 30, 2007
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steel toed boot

When you go to Jo-Ann fabrics, get a girl there, put velcro on your hand and give her a reach around while singing Kum- Bay-Ah.
Dude, gerard just gave that chick a steel toed boot!
by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy December 7, 2006
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towed

having huge rims so it looks like your car is being towed
26 inches of chrome got me sittin so towed
See me in the driver's seat lookin so throwed
by Larry Hustle December 20, 2008
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Tope

Definition of tope in Spanish is to hit or bump. Tope is used as Spanish slang for cocaine bumps.
Hey, Fool do you want to take this tope or what??
by GreenQueen13 December 13, 2010
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Topdog

An ambitious fellow, a Topdog usually tries his best to help everyone. A Topdog is really dedicated with what he's working with. And although a Topdog may have people who hate him, a Topdog knows that those people are just rude, and jealous of the wonderful friends and qualities that he has.
Person A: Hey, do you need any help with that? I'm sure I can fix that in a jiffy, right after I get done with this guide I'm writing for a site.

Person B: No, piss off you cunt. (cookthechef)

Person C: Hey, that's not nice Person B. Why sure, you Topdog, you can help me out with this. You are a real nice guy!
by fshi January 2, 2009
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toxed

duude, i'shof uckin toxeehed rightaen ow, i cdani't eavena typie gogood
by BOOT! September 7, 2005
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