Five tool hoe

When a girl spreads her arms and legs out like a snow angel, and has a dick in a hand, a foot, mouth, pussy, and ass.

Damn, we all got hammered last nite and went down on that hoe. it was a five tool hoe-down.

by thesexmasterofpussy January 24, 2010

Crow-Shaped Tool

A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.

"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."

by mikeohl December 14, 2007

So Long U Tool

Abbreviation for SLUT
Another way of saying slut

Girl: "c u next tuesday suckkerr"
Boy: "So Long U Tool :)"

by Anna Burlow December 29, 2010

toolass

someone with the capacity to annoy which deems them worthy of being both a "tool," or penis, and an ass.

D.J. was the biggest toolass, he thought he was the biggest punk ever but we knew better.

by Ms. Ruff March 4, 2004

Toolius Caesar

An individual, who is so rediculously stupid,
they are crowned, the king of all idiots

"Dude, I just broke up with my girlfriend"
"What, the model?"
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"I dont know.."
"Nice job, Toolius Caesar"

by RoflKing February 25, 2009

Tool

A person (typically male) from the state of California who thinks that anything and everything that they do is far better than what anyone else does. Said person sleeps with many, many women and lies about it in order to make them appear to be a gentlemen and of course to keep the fear of contracting an STD to a minimum. This person usually has homosexual tendencies, but is too macho to admit to it. This said person has an ego that is much bigger than the rest of him and usually inspires an eye-roll from a crowd every time he enters a room. Not one for intelligence, this person is usually challenged when it comes to any task involving brain power. These people usually end up in a trailer park with four ex wives and 12 children.

"Oh em gee! Rob is such a tool! Let's throw rocks at him!"

by The Navy's Finest January 21, 2010

nemo-tool

A person who is emo and doesnt realize that they are in-fact emo,but adding the tool makes the person super gay and they follow what everyone else tells them to do!

they cry at night because they cannot think forthemselves

Dave is a Nemo-Tool because he is an emo kid who cannot think for himself

by Matt June 20, 2006