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hornier than a two-dicked billy goat

Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!
ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!
by Rusty May 12, 2003
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less than jake

an awsome ska band...they might be considered sellouts soon becuase they are kinda becoming famous but i still love them....
by SkaEmoPunker13 March 5, 2003
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Tighter than a nun's asshole.

Very tight. Allows nothing to pass through. invulnerable to penetration
This wine is tighter than a nun's asshole.
a nun is a woman who dedicates her life to the Catholic religion and marries Jesus, but is not allowed to love a man in real life, so people think nuns are very strict, unhappy, and tense. Tense people are sometimes constipated, meaning unable to defecate, or their asshole is blocked with something.
by jo3schmo3 May 3, 2009
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dome than rome

when your getting a blowjob from a girl, bust a load in her grill, then bounce.
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that bitch shaniqua is so annoying, she is only good for a dome than rome
by J-Money/Schmeezy December 20, 2004
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Phrase used in the Midwest United States that means "It's really cold".
Often used in rural areas by senior citizens or those over 50.
The temperature dropped to -5 degrees during the daylight hours. My grandmother exclaimed, "It's colder than a two peckered billy goat out here." I agreed and retorted, "It's colder than a well digger's ass"
by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
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less than jake

by phila July 8, 2003
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Less than three

To heart someone. It comes from the internety thing <3.
Me: Donkey Kong, why do I less than three Captain Falcon so?
Donkey Kong: Aaaaoooou?!
by TheWizardof207 March 7, 2004
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