Tootsie Rolled

The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.

Friend: "Hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Me: "It got a little weird, we Tootsie Rolled on the top of an old Indian burial ground by midnight."

by Gunner25 January 1, 2012

Tootsen

A nickname for somebody who stinks, or smells really bad

Guy 1:ewwww do you smell that?
Guy 2 yeah i think its coming from that guy over there
Guy 1: hey TOOTSEN get some deoderant or something, you stink!

by The great stinker March 17, 2013

Tots

A funny word for saying cigarettes.

"Adam, give me some of your tots."

by whybborn September 23, 2013

TOTS

A slang that African American gangster's and Grand Theft Auto gamers use for capturing or dominating a territory means or abbreviates to Taking Over The Streets

dragonlife3645 said we TOTS all of Grove Street

by Oreo22222222222222222222222220 January 3, 2014

tots migoy

another way of saying Tits McGee.

"That girl is sooo tots migoy."
"Dude i know her rack is mackin'."

by TessaLynnK September 16, 2014

Tots

Fake tits.

- Faker than Kardashian's tits.

- Tots

by Amazing Unicorn June 2, 2015

tots cra

Pronounced "TOTES CRAY" Totally crazy; insane beyond the pale.

"You see that dude drink his own piss, thinking it makes him invincible?! Tots cra, man!

by ER Psych January 16, 2016