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Kittanning Toaster Lovin

When you shot between the breasts of a woman then commence to titty fucking her & finishing off by ejaculating onto her tits like you are buttering the bread.
Did you eat breakfast?
Nah... but That girl it s gonna get a Kittanning Toaster Lovin with me today when I shot on her chest and duck her like a Thomas' English muffin
by Makeumybitch August 11, 2018
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Cherry Toaster Strudel

The act of having intercourse with a woman on her menstural cycle with a condom on. Then ejaculating into said condom, and pulling out. Pouring it out all out over her body like an icing packet, then proceding to give her oral sex.
Hey man, Megan and I went wild and tried the “cherry toaster strudellast night. It was nuts!
by Titanus1559 February 9, 2019
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Toaster Strudel

Its when you burn them alive then cum on them
Ricky: Hey bro gave tiffany the toaster strudel last night

Bobby: Damn bro!!!
by DaddyNeedaJUICE August 29, 2018
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Toaster Lover

A derogatory term for a person (human) who loves and/or has sexual relations with (a) Cylon(s)
"(Mumbling furiously) God damn toaster lover!"
~ "Chief" Galen Tyrol, Battlestar Galactica Season 2 episode 9, while engaged in bloody fisticuffs with Karl "Helo" Agathon
by L31f Greane September 11, 2018
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Toaster

Noun : When someone behaves like a complete idiot
Andrew was a complete toaster when he sent that message at 5am
by Estepona September 19, 2018
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pop-out toaster

Humorous term for a female who gets oreggo very easily.
One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.
by QuacksO October 4, 2018
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Toasters

Another way of describing someone who is a tosser, dickehead, loser etc
Person one: “look at those losers over there.”
Person two: “What a bunch of bloody toasters!”
by Chellebaby109dafox June 3, 2018
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