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Tree Narc

A police helicopter hovering in the tree tops reporting your every move to police on the ground. This either happens during crime in progress or when your trying to come up. Also posssible post crime.
Damn fool..RUN!!...I see them tree narcsI told you this was a bad lick. We fuc€ed...
by MangoNKisten June 29, 2016
mugGet the Tree Narcmug.

Number tree

A name defining a tall person unsure if there name is a number
Number tree was unsure if his name was a number
by Foomin October 10, 2021
mugGet the Number treemug.

Tree Jousting

Popping two viagra and running through the bush naked.
What do you want to do this weekend?
Wanna try tree jousting?
by JordanJordan October 29, 2010
mugGet the Tree Joustingmug.

jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.
by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
mugGet the jew treemug.

good tree

When you have OG weed or good ass weed
Damn, that’s some good tree you got there.”
by Brokenheart0116 December 1, 2017
mugGet the good treemug.

Trees are green.

Follows a comment in person or online where the response has no related connection to the topic. Amplifying the non-relevance of the prior response with irrelevant additional comment.
It is a sentence. Trees are green. Read the definition.

My hair looks nice today”

Smh
by Kontinjent August 31, 2020
mugGet the Trees are green.mug.

Fuck Tree

ElDorado is a small suburb of Wichita, KS. It is most well known for a rare tree lying within the towns city limits.

El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.

El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.
Did you hear what happened at the fuck tree yesterday?
by Eldobotano September 22, 2018
mugGet the Fuck Treemug.

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