When you see a person in the bathroom with their phone out. Since the phone will be touched by the hands that will have touched your junk before hands can be washed. Be sure to hand that phone off to your friend after the bathroom so they can laugh at the video too.
by Mavrick1903 January 11, 2016
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Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.
Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.
by cdougy Jackson Pendelton April 10, 2010
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by thehypermom February 20, 2011
Get the junk-male mug.1. To tickle the sack and or junk that descends from your middle half.
2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.
2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.
1. "Hey man, see that sack of junk descending from the middle half of the shelf in the attic? I just gotta go tickle it".
2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".
2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".
by Mr. Bonejangles May 21, 2009
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by Ray Albright January 1, 2009
Get the shoulder junk mug.A term used to describe the appearance of a penis that has been extremely enlarged with a penis pump.
"This one time, I pumped it really hard and it swelled up like elephant junk. She almost couldn't fuck it."
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