Person 1: So did you finally go down on him?
Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.
Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.
by cdougy Jackson Pendelton April 10, 2010

When you see a person in the bathroom with their phone out. Since the phone will be touched by the hands that will have touched your junk before hands can be washed. Be sure to hand that phone off to your friend after the bathroom so they can laugh at the video too.
by Mavrick1903 January 11, 2016

the assorted emails women receive, on dating sites, from men who are far too old/young or live way too far away to be able to actually date.
by thehypermom February 20, 2011

A term used to describe the appearance of a penis that has been extremely enlarged with a penis pump.
"This one time, I pumped it really hard and it swelled up like elephant junk. She almost couldn't fuck it."
by xxxxxx68 October 30, 2011

Cellulite on the ass and thighs. Usually desirable and adds to the attractive shape of a woman. Jiggles when shaken or slapped.
by mememetoo June 24, 2018

by Diemon-1 February 25, 2010

A person who wants to appear cool to junkies or regular drug takers and be part of a drug scene without taking drugs. Usually ends up in the person showing off or changing their personality and/or fashion sense in order to compensate and treating old friends differently/selling them out.
by Big_Sal_northern_monkey October 9, 2008
