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Junk phone

When you see a person in the bathroom with their phone out. Since the phone will be touched by the hands that will have touched your junk before hands can be washed. Be sure to hand that phone off to your friend after the bathroom so they can laugh at the video too.
Dude, I saw you in the bathroom with your phone out. I don't want to touch your junk phone!
by Mavrick1903 January 11, 2016
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Funnyun Junk

One who is cursed by incredibly stinky balls or a funky vagina.
Person 1: So did you finally go down on him?

Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.
by cdougy Jackson Pendelton April 10, 2010
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junk-male

the assorted emails women receive, on dating sites, from men who are far too old/young or live way too far away to be able to actually date.
I checked my e-mail, this morning, but nothing worth replying to, just junk-male
by thehypermom February 20, 2011
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The Junk Tickler

1. To tickle the sack and or junk that descends from your middle half.

2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.
1. "Hey man, see that sack of junk descending from the middle half of the shelf in the attic? I just gotta go tickle it".

2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".
by Mr. Bonejangles May 21, 2009
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shoulder junk

When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.
Here comes Ray, he's going to shoulder junk the new guy. Poor bastard never seen it coming!
by Ray Albright January 1, 2009
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Elephant Junk

A term used to describe the appearance of a penis that has been extremely enlarged with a penis pump.
"This one time, I pumped it really hard and it swelled up like elephant junk. She almost couldn't fuck it."
by xxxxxx68 October 30, 2011
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Junk fest

Something or someone that is abnormally boring or just sucks the life out of you
Guy 1: Dude your party was a total junk fest
Guy 2: Shut up dude
by Vinchenzo Salvator June 1, 2014
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