Flaccid, impotent male genitals that result from consuming too much alcohol (esp. whiskey or bourbon).
"He got so drunk and later, in bed, he had a total whiskey tortoise. I lied and told him that it was fine and that all that mattered was being close to him."
by Tortoisemaster July 16, 2013
by Urnicus72 February 19, 2018
by Tactical-teacup April 25, 2024
sexual activity in which a women grabs a glass (preferably those tiny ones turkish people use to drink their black tea yk what i mean) and squirts inside of it
by dickcrusherpro95 she/her July 21, 2023
Noun, the phenomenon where the drinker (typically of whiskey) crosses the line between amiable drunkeness and becomes a miserable fucking cunt.
Or
The name given to the metaphorical chastity belt imposed by a normally sexually generous woman in response to outrageously drunken conduct.
Or
The name given to the metaphorical chastity belt imposed by a normally sexually generous woman in response to outrageously drunken conduct.
Mark, "I got so cunted last night I crossed the whiskey barrier and became so fucking depressed I could have cut my own head off if I was not so uncoordinated."
Or
Barry, "I'll just have just the one tonight, I am feeling fucking horny and I don't want the missus to drop the whiskey barrier like last time."
Or
Barry, "I'll just have just the one tonight, I am feeling fucking horny and I don't want the missus to drop the whiskey barrier like last time."
by Grandsire November 18, 2018
by Workingforaliving May 31, 2023
Post rear entry situation, one must blow into the receiver's anus which will create sounds similar to a whiskey jug in a bluegrass band.
by Bubbalubba February 10, 2025