Leaving tracks

When you jizz in a bathtub that isn’t draining, so the jizz floats around, and then you get out and track jizz around the house.

Hey man, make sure to drain the tub after you finish so you aren’t leaving tracks in our house.

by KevinBacon39 September 22, 2022

leaving our feelings in the glove box

Putting our feelings aside and staying friends.

We leaving our feelings in the glove box right?

by Emissjane May 1, 2018

Leaved

Abbreviation of left.

Commonly used in England and outer areas of North America

Best leaved it the experts.
They leaved the area

by Nabbetetrysvaks sdf June 23, 2023

Join-Leave Limbo

"I joined the meeting early, but seeing no one else, I left. Unfortunately, this triggered a notification that the meeting had started, leading someone else to join. However, upon joining, they leave because no one is in the meeting! But their joining triggers a notification causing the cycle to repeat for others in a continuous cascade "
aka Empty Room Echo or Notification Cascade

the meeting ended early. I joined late causing a Join-Leave Limbo.

by Foucault's Pandemonium June 13, 2024

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022

Dry on the leaves

Really stoned.

Dude, I’m so dry on the leaves right now

by Rosy444 April 25, 2022

leave it be

leave it alone; don’t talk about it anymore

gf: why didn’t you tell me ur ex called you yesterday
bf: i didn’t think it was a big deal nothing happened
gf: alright it’s whatever, leave it be

by 38458483 May 18, 2025