Vag Defender

A reverse term for cock blocking

Yesterday I was a total Vag Defender for Carla. Like James wouldn't stop trying to get in her pants.

Yeah, like we were gonna makeout but Jamie decided to Vag Defend me and he ended up just leaving.

by ellenmahoneyo April 13, 2009

Vag Flash

When a female forgets to zip her pants zipper by the Crotch

Jane just came out of the bathroom and is Vag flashing all the guys!

by Dan1882 February 12, 2009

dr. vag

a man who is in love with vaginas.

that nerd is such a dr. vag. he has pictures of cut out vaginas all over his room

by jizman December 14, 2007

morning vag

Imagine peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich...

Make sure you wash your morning vag when you wake up. I don't feel like smelling that god awful stench.

by Skinketier March 10, 2008

Vag Pack

A nasty sluts vagina that is in need of kicking.

Johnny: Damn this slut wont get off my dick.

Nigel: Lets kick her in her vag pack.

by Poogie McJohnson March 28, 2008

Vag Tagged

Vag Tagged Is The Female Equivalent To Teabagging

She "Vag Tagged" Her Dead Enemy After Killing Him Because He Tried To Rape Her

by VintageSwordsman October 31, 2010

Vag Doodler

one who doodles vag's for a living.

example 1:
oh, so you work here? are you head of catering?

no, i'm just the vag doodler.

example 2 :

are those vag doodlers still in our kitchen!?

by dirtybitchesinc April 25, 2010